Humble cookies, your crunchy shield is deeply appreciated. What a sticky situation we'd be in without you! Our hands would be covered with ice cream! Our steel gauntlets would rust! Our silk opera gloves would fall into ruins! Other hand-specific articles of clothing would be drippy! Thank you for your delicious service.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]